SlimeWatch, Part 2: NBC Loves Local. NBC Affiliates? Not So Much.

Jeff Zucker: Planning to Go Local With You or Without You?
Lukewarm is really never a good thing.
Not for soup, not for bathwater, and definitely not as an answer when someone's asked to evaluate the earnings potential of the business you work in. And yet, for us, right now, that's what we've got. The headline on televisionbroadcast.com: Analyst is Lukewarm on the Future of Local News.
Rich Greenfield of Pali Capital, a financial services firm that advises clients worldwide on markets and business sectors, thinks Local TV's not as bad off as radio and newspapers, but it's not quite healthy, either: “We believe the local TV business is in secular decline," Greenfield writes on his blog. “While revenues/profits may bounce whenever the economy recovers, we have a hard time believing that local news, weather, traffic and sports at 7 a.m./5 p.m./ 6 p.m./11 p.m. can sustain viewership levels, and in turn, advertiser interest over the next several years."
I'm not a financial analyst, Wall Street guru, or Financial Times subscriber. But I do know this: if your advertiser-supported business cannot "sustain advertiser interest," you have a serious problem. And, as I've been arguing here, I believe Local TV has an Everything-Must-Change problem. The thing is, I don't sense that most companies that own television stations have much interest in changing.
Or maybe they simply don't know how to change. The problem is, other companies are already working on that, and they will not share the fruits of their efforts with local stations when their new model becomes profitable. And NBC may be one of those companies. (Don't feel relieved just yet, NBC affiliates, you might not be invited to the peacock's party--in your own town)
Here's NBC's affiliate relations chief, John Eck, talking last month to TVNewsday about building deeper, stronger ties between the network and its affiliates: "We invited all affiliates — whether our agreement is expiring this year or several years down the road — to talk about how we could modify the existing arrangements so that we could participate on more platforms together."

The Bird: Bullish on Local, Just Not Necessarily Local Stations
And then there was the big, bold, rah-rah smack on the affiliates' lips from NBCU CEO Jeff Zucker at the NBC affiliates' meeting in May, as quoted by Broadcasting & Cable: “Let me set the record straight once and for all,” said Zucker. “Standing here on the stage of one of the most famous broadcast studios in the world--created for radio, rebuilt over the years for television, then color TV, then digital broadcasting--let me be as clear as I can be: We are not abandoning the business of broadcast network television. We are not going direct to cable. We are renewing affiliation agreements. And we are going to be in business together for a long, long time.”
A long, long time, eh? I guess it depends on what your definition of being in "business together" means. To NBC, it means getting a taste of affiliates cable and satellite retransmission deals, and in exchange, affiliates get a piece of NBC's local online news and entertainment businesses.
Uh, did you say NBC's local online businesses?
Oh yeah, you didn't hear? The peacock's got big plans for local media, whether they own stations in local markets or not. For NBC affiliates, the network's offering a "gold" package, wherein the station and NBC cooperate on a local website, among other platforms, in exchange for a renewed and reinvigorated relationship in this troubled times. "We'd be willing to go long, long for a gold package," John Eck told TVNewsday. What if stations don't want to share the local web pie? "Your affiliation arrangement is going to be much shorter term," said Eck.
NBC station owners and managers have obvious reservations about the NBC offer. NBC Affiliates Board Chair Mike Fiorile (COO of Dispatch Broadcast Group) talked about the "gold" plan with TVNewsday's Harry Jessell:
"Do you want to be partners with NBC on local Web sites? For instance, they would want you to be NBCindianapolis.com.
Frankly, I don't have a lot of interest in that. I'm already NBC Indianapolis. If someone does a search for NBC Indianapolis, I'd sooner they come to a site that I own as opposed to a site that I'm a partner with somebody else on.
Well, this could be a second site for you because NBC is proposing lifestyle sites as opposed to the news site you're now doing.
Yes, but I'd rather have all the NBC Indianapolis traffic come to visit me."

We're NBC in This Town, Thanks Very Much
All well and good. It's completely understandable that the guy whose station, WTHR, has historically been NBC in Indianapolis, would like his website to be the source for news and information and all things Indy and NBC.
Well, here's the interesting thing about NBCIndianapolis. It already exists, and WTHR doesn't own it. GE does. In fact, a quick survey of URL listings reveals that in market after market, NBC's been on a domain-buying spree in cities where there are no NBC O&Os.
In Boston, where Sunbeam's NBC station, WHDH has had a bumpy partnership with the network--most recently threatening not to air Jay Leno's new primetime show--NBC's ready to roll into the market with or without Ed Ansin. NBCBoston.com is owned by GE. Whether WHDH considers the domain simply a placeholder purchased by a network just in case station and affiliate ever wanted to team up on a site, or rather a threat to compete directly with WHDH's whdh.com for local clicks--and dollars--is not something the station wanted to talk about. "We are aware of NBC local," WHDH's Chris Weyland said in an email. "We have no comment."
Perhaps NBC's just thinking ahead and buying up domains before some joker can get to them first, and has no plans for using NBCBoston.com to compete against its own NBC station. But keep this in mind: NBC's business model has already moved beyond call letters.

NBCNewYork: Peacock Yes, Station Call Letters No
Jeff Zucker explained his thinking clearly in a quote on lostremote: "WNBC.com or WNBC4.com is an extension of the television station, it’s not a real scaled game. We don’t want to play just in that game. We want to play in the entire New York or Chicago or Los Angeles or whatever city you want to call it online media space and we can’t do that by just limiting ourselves to the call letters of our traditional analog TV station.”
"Or whatever city you want to call it." If you work at an NBC affiliate, punch in NBC and your city. Is the domain taken? Is that why NBC's smiling even as the over-the-air business for stations fades away?
I'm just asking. NBC, by the way, did not respond to requests for comment.
Ron Burgundy's Memo to Chuck Scarborough: "Stay Classy, and Go Home."

The Man, the Myth, the Legend: San Diego's Ron Burgundy
Ron Burgundy has a message for mega-anchors like WNBC's living legend Chuck Scarborough: "fly off into the sunset while there's still a dash of news left."
Okay. The quote's not technically from Burgundy himself (admittedly, a fictional character and all) but from the closest thing we have to Burgundy this side of Will Ferrell, "Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy" co-writer Adam McKay, who writes in today's New York Post that the day of the big time local news anchor is officially over. "So farewell perfectly parted ones," McKay writes. "Adieu teleprompter readers."
McKay's op-ed comes on the heels of a rough week for high-salaried, deep rooted local newsers, like Paul Moyer in LA and Len Berman in NYC. Both announcing unexpected departures from NBC O&O's, and raising questions about the network's continued investment in superstar anchors like New York's Chuck Scarborough.

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As McKay writes, "Their avuncular baritone voices reassured us in times of crisis and made us laugh when there was a frog leaping contest or a cat who had befriended a pig. But slowly their days are coming to an end."
McKay has a pretty good grasp on the changing local news landscape, noting that "gone are the days of only three networks, the days when these men were gods." And sure enough, he's right. I realized earlier this week that I may have been clouded by my own emotions--rooted in the local news of my childhood, with three stations doing news and big, oversized anchors chuckling and clearly ruling the Earth--when I wrote that it would be nuts for NBC to get rid of Chuck.
The movie man may have a better grasp on my biz than I do: "Let's face it," McKay says. "Local news has always been pretty sugary, but these days it looks like the National Enquirer and the Weekly World News had a baby and taught it to only speak drug shootings and Madonna affairs. It's orange, loud, dumb and absolutely devoid of any news whatsoever outside of the occasional baby food recall or toxic spill. I'm convinced their entire audience consists of people looking to see if they got on TV while waving their hands behind a reporter in the field."
Ouch.

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I'm tempted to defend my dear local news, with an impassioned argument of the irreplaceable role of local newsers in informing communities in the face of dangerous weather and in the aftermath of horrible tragedies. But the impulse passes quickly.
McKay offers this to the goliaths who still toil in TV: plan your exit, and plan it now, while you still can. "What does a retired anchorman do? He can yell at the neighborhood kids not to play in his yard in a pitch-perfect non-geographically specific voice. He can watch the local anchor in Clearwater, Florida, and mumble 'punk kid' to himself. Or he can host a PBS news show and bask in the joy of no producer handing him copy about a dog trapped in a drainage ditch."
Too bad PBS isn't hiring.
The Inescapable Truth: NBC's Secret Evil Plan to Destroy Local News as We Know It

NBC: Out to Destroy the Local News
Who knows? We may look back on this era and think, "Man, NBC was so far ahead of the curve!" They knew the model of local news many of us grew up with: the big, well-paid anchors, the choppers, the liveshots, the stable of seasoned reporters--those were all, you know, expendable. In the future, the local news would come from content centers: awkward, low-ceilinged newsrooms where recent college graduates would produce quick and dirty stories that air in endless repetition on digital cable channels somewhere between monster truck shows and classic movies. Oh! And you can also get the stuff (sorry--the "content") on your phone.
Well anyway, this Secret Evil Plan to dominate the next evolution of local news is well underway at NBC. That conclusion is now inescapable. A few cases in point from the past few days: the departure of Paul Moyer in Los Angeles, and NBC's enraged response to WHDH/Boston's decision to ditch Jay Leno in favor of an hour of local news at 10 p.m.
KNBC's Paul Moyer: An Unexpected "Retirement"
First, LA. Earlier this week, I wrote about the splashy yet debatable Defamer report that NBC had plans to kill off two of its golden geese: Moyer at KNBC and Chuck Scarborough at WNBC/NY. Showing my bias as a kid who grew up watching local news in New York, I largely dismissed the idea as almost-too-stupid-even-for-NBC. The next day, Moyer announced his "retirement." As the LA Times reported, "Moyer, whose last day has yet to be determined, would not comment on the reasons behind his unexpected announcement."
The reason is this: NBC is over big money anchors and believes young and nameless (and by definition easily replaceable) is the way of the future. And now, more than ever, I wonder how long Chuck and Sue will sit at the desk in New York. Sources this week confirmed what I had only jokingly suggested: that yes, NBC has had "brainstorming sessions" that have focused on a WNBC without its longtime anchor. If your goal is translating local news to an ever younger demographic, the thinking goes, why stay tied to a guy who, you know, is only getting older?

Jay Leno, Key Component of NBC's Secret Evil Plan
And then there's Boston. A key component of NBC's Secret Evil Plan is the move of Jay Leno to 10 p.m. Monday through Friday, bringing his sleep-inducing show from its position AFTER the local news, and putting it on as a LEAD-IN to local news. Once upon a time, NBC produced excellence in the 10 o'clock hour: dramas that were so good, the network and its local stations worked together to seamlessly move from the last frame of the drama right into the first tease of the local newscast, so as not to lose a single eyeball. It was designed to deliver a profitable payoff for stations, especially NBC's O&Os.
Now comes Leno. An hour. Every weeknight. Imagine how tired you'll be by the time 10:58 rolls around. Ed Ansin, no stranger to maximizing an audience at ten o'clock, decided he'd be better off in Boston doing an hour of news. As Ansin told the Boston Globe, "We feel we have a real opportunity with running the news at 10 p.m. We don't think the Leno show is going to be effective in prime time," Ansin said yesterday. "It will be detrimental to our 11 o'clock [newscast]. It will be very adverse to our finances."
Even more interesting than Ed Ansin's pushback against NBC (and do you think he'll be the only one?) is the enraged response from the network: "WHDH's move is a flagrant violation of the terms of their contract with NBC," John Eck, president of NBC Television Network, told the Globe. "If they persist, we will strip WHDH of its NBC affiliation. We have a number of other strong options in the Boston market, including using our existing broadcast license to launch an NBC-owned and operated station."
So much to dissect in that statement. But let's go with the craziest first. NBC would invest in starting its own station in Boston? Over Leno? The network's been trying for months to offload some of the best local stations in the country, with no luck. Clearly, NBC thinks owning stations is a losing proposition. A year ago, LostRemote reported on a revealing NBC memo: “We’re in the process of re-engineering the way we think, shifting our focus from a traditional stations business to becoming full-service local-media-production centers,” NBC Local Media president John Wallace said in an internal memo obtained by Broadcasting & Cable.

WHDH/Boston: Ed Ansin Wants 7 News, Not Leno
So it's really not about having a station in Boston. It's about destroying local news as we know it. And damn Ed Ansin if he still believes in local news as a profit center! Not only that, but how rude of WHDH! Leno grew up in Andover, Mass! You're basically stabbing a local boy in the back in the name of a few bucks!
Oh wait. That's what NBC does every day. Never mind.
20 and Out: WNBC Fires Len Berman. Anything, It Seems, to Save a Buck at NBC.
WNBC's Len Berman
"I do not want to retire," Len Berman told Richard Huff at The New York Daily News. But after 20 years as main sports anchor at WNBC, Berman's getting the boot, the latest goliath to fall at a station that was once known far and wide for having assembled a stellar collection of New York journalists, many of them, like Berman, a nationally-known name with his appearances on Letterman and his "Spanning the World" segment. But hey, there's that nasty downside to being a "name." You know, that oversized salary.
So Berman's gone. Not because WNBC's eliminating sports, as some other cash-strapped and struggling local stations are doing. This is all about the money. WNBC news director Vickie Burns writing in a newsroom memo: "Going forward, we remain committed to our local sports franchise and will announce new plans for our coverage soon." You gotta love those "we'll figure out the rest soon memos. It basically tells you the key thing was getting rid of a superstar and his salary. How they'll fill the big man's shoes? Eh. We'll figure it out. The key thing is we just knocked off a legend and saved a TON of cash. You can almost imagine the relieved high-fiving going on among the suits. That wasn't so hard! Maybe we should ditch Sue next?

Spanning the World for 20 Years
On the Daily News website this morning, they've got a poll: "Are you sad to see Len Berman go?" The overwhelming answer: "Yes. He's a New York City icon," with 84%. You'd like to think this was a not all that funny April Fool's joke from Channel 4. And then you remember. It's NBC. No sense of humor. No sense of history.
WNBC Without Chuck Scarborough? NBC Couldn't Possibly Be That Stupid. Right? Um… right?

Chuck (and Sue)... Somehow Making it Feel Like Nothing's Changed
At first read, the dramatic Gawker headline was downright laughable: "NBC News to Axe Chuck Scarborough and Paul Moyer?" Uh... Sure. Just go ahead and kill the last shred of respectability at WNBC in the name of saving Chuck's reported three million beans a year. The very idea that "content center" suits would make such an astonishingly stupid move seemed simply beyond the realm of believability.
Right? I mean, we're talking NBC here.
Oh, no.
For the record, WNBC shot down the Gawker post this way: "It is not true. He is not being bought out. Chuck is a big part of our station." And he is. He IS the station. Watching WNBC on a recent JetBlue flight, I thought to myself, my God, without Chuck this would be absolutely unwatchable. Suave Chuck with his unflappable delivery and that oh so familiar, comforting voice somehow performs magic every day for Channel 4: he makes it seem like the same old WNBC.
Take Chuck out of the equation and what's left?
Could NBC even float that in the wildest of brainstorming sessions?
And then I realized sure they could. Of course they could. Why wouldn't they?
This is the same station that, in the name of cost-cutting and creating a new kind of multiplatform content delivery machine killed off just about every name reporter they had; it was like the Yankees, in a fit of cost-cutting to pay for their new stadium, had gone into the dugout and started firing their best players...suddenly fielding a team of up-from-the-minors nobodys. The Yankees hoping to fill seats on the familiar name, the pinstripes, and Derek Jeter. And yet that's been the blueprint at WNBC.

Kill Off the Captain? Fire the Franchise? Seriously?
But fire Jeter? Chuck is Derek Jeter at WNBC. Gawker reports: "It used to be that, in local news at least, the anchor meant everything and was worth outsize salaries some of them have commanded in major markets. If Scarborough and Moyer, both of whom are giants in the business, get axed, it means that 'NBC is essentially getting out of the local news business,' one NBC source says."
If only the managers at NBC were as reliable and focused on truly fielding a winning team as the Yankees. Because you know there's really no chance anybody's been brainstorming about saving a few bucks by offloading Derek Jeter. But then again, the Yankees still perform. They still sell out at home. And, most important, they have money.
Lots and lots of money.
Sharing is Caring…Then, Firing. Fewer Local News Choppers for Gotham?
2 Stations Cover Madoff Live, Just 1 Chopper Overhead
Sure, in the beginning it sounds like common sense. It seems like good business. Why hover two choppers over Bernie Madoff when one will do? The suits at FOX and NBC were surely satisfied Thursday as the despicable Mr. Madoff made his one-way trip into court in Manhattan, a bevy of birds overhead to capture any fleeting movement that the army of stills and shooters on the ground might somehow miss.

Could the Baddest Bird in Gotham Be Grounded?
When WNBC's Chopper 4 needed to refuel, Channel 4 never lost a second of live overhead pictures--in HD--thanks to new BFF WNYW, with its sleek SkyFOX HD sharing live images with both stations. "It's a great plan to share assets and save money," a FOX spokesperson told the New York Daily News' Richard Huff. Well, yes. But talk to the local newsers who fly those birds, they'll tell you what's good for business almost certainly means somebody will lose their job.
"If the plan works out, one of the stations' helicopters would be grounded completely and the two stations would share the remaining copter's costs," Huff reports. It's exactly what's already happened in markets like Phoenix and Chicago, where "sharing" quickly morphed into "eliminating."
Months in the Making and Now We Know: WNBC's Vision of the Hyperlocal News of the Future: Swishpans and Look-lives.

WNBC/NYC Prepares to Go "Nonstop"
I don't know why I'm surprised, but I am. The New York Observer has obtained an internal memo on the "imminent" launch of WNBC/NY's long-awaited (or should I say long-delayed...) 24-hour hyperlocal channel, which we now know will be dubbed (ready for it?)...
"New York Nonstop." (Ooooooh! Shivers.)
Sure, the name's a showstopper. (..sigh..) But the content oozing "nonstop" out of the "Content Center" at 30 Rock may seem a bit more tired, especially given the buildup and buzz: "NBC executives first announced their plans to launch the digital, cable channel back in May of 2008. Initially, the plan was to roll out the channel (which, at the time, various news reports described as a potential challenger to Time Warner’s NY1) by the fall of 2008. But the channel’s debut has since been delayed a number of times. What exactly the channel will look like has been a hot topic of speculation in recent months among local TV newshounds in New York. Now the wait is almost over," writes the NYO.
And what have the hyperlocal visionaries been cooking up all this time? Well, to me, it sounds a lot like a local news consulting reporting circa 1994: "Think 'look live,' ("I'm standing on line with some people buying lottery tix," and then walk down the line talking to people all in one take. Simple. Easy.) Think swish pans, dutch angles- but try to make it look different," according to an internal email written by WNBC's Michael Horowicz and printed in the Observer. And yes, "look live" was in quotation marks, as if it was some kind of emerging News 2.0 concept reporters might not be familiar with. Oh my.
To add to the stale smell of "been there, done that," the memo leads off with an 80's reference. I kid you not: "The debut of New York Nonstop is imminent. It is, as Magic Johnson called it in the late 1980's, "Showtime." [excessively snarky comment redacted]
Having just watched "Final Edition," the video produced by multimedia journalists at the late Rocky Mountain News, the in-house description of "New York Nonstop" sounds so jarringly lame. "Sometimes, your contribution will just be a series of soundbites butted together," the memo reads. It urges reporters (or are they content producers over there now?) to make sure their pieces don't look like traditional newscasts, for fear people will "click away." Well, I could be wrong, but I think the objective might be trying to be MORE creative and unexpected than traditional local newscasts--to take ADVANTAGE of new media to do something DIFFERENT, like "Final Edition." Instead, it sounds like New York Nonstop will be nonstop filler, walk and talk look-lives and butted sound bites and "oh, crap, did you remember to feed something to "Nonstop?"

What Kind of Nonstop Content from the Content Center?
I hope I'm wrong. I hope it looks fresh and I hope it's inventive and interesting. But aside from the musty scent of decades-old newsroom "do walking standups" memos, there's also a sharp smell of panic in that memo. The stakes are high, and local tv news isn't fighting from a strong position these days, especially at WNBC, where most of the strength in their deep bench is now laid off and looking for work. "If you can't feed your piece in early, I need to know why. You can feed on your laptop while your shooter is covering the news conference. If everyone were to feed in their contribution at the end of the day, then our mission wil have failed. They'll turn it into a lifestyle channel and we'll have one less platform in which to showcase our work, and you know what will happen next. I cannot overemphasize this point," Horowicz writes. "If it looks like a newscast, we're dead. It will also look out of place compared to all the other content on the channel. It is within our power to make this channel the talk of the town... in a good way."
It certainly is within their power to do it different and to showcase creative talent and become an example of how local tv news will stay relevant by embracing new media, new ways to tell stories, and new audiences. Or, it could be the talk of the town... in a bad way.